Confessions of a Conehead...

Hi everyone...

Maxx here.  I'm filling in for Dad this week on the Murderous Musings blog because he's become rather frustrated with me.  Why, you ask?  Well, have you ever heard the expression, "What a pisser?"  I've been doing a lot of that lately - inside the house.  But it's really not my fault.  After all, I never asked to wear the "Cone of Shame," and I'm quite sure I didn't ask to get neutered.  So, if I've been a little lax with my restroom manners lately, it's because it's a lot easier to sniff the smooth floors in the house than the grass outside.  I mean, come on - outside, I lower my head to find the perfect spot and bang! - my stupid cone hits the ground and jams into my neck!  Now that really ticks me off - just not enough to relieve myself.  No, sir.  So, until this doggie megaphone comes off, I'll keep using the indoor plumbing.  (Sorry, folks.)

Now, don't think that I've gone completely mad.  After all, I'm only six months old, and I do use the pee pads most of the time.  Frankly, I think that's rather considerate of me.  But what's really funny is when I poop in the house.  Get this - I work all day to create these presents and go to great lengths to leave them in obscure spots.  So, what do you think Mom and Dad do when they find them?  They bring me over there and show me - as if I didn't know where I left them - and tell me not to do that inside the house.  Their lectures can be pretty amusing, considering how limited my vocabulary is.  Thank goodness I know how to type!  Otherwise, you'd never hear my side of the story.

I've been wearing the "cone" for six days now, and I'm pretty sure I get it off today.  If that happens, I'll gladly start peeing and pooping outside again.  Maybe not 100% of the time, but I'll make a concerted effort, I promise - "cross my heart."

As long as I'm whining, let's talk about my parents' name-calling.  Let me tell you, they can be pretty hurtful at times.  It was bad enought when they called me a "Foo-foo," but now that they've decided to nickname me "King Fuafuapepepupu," I can't help but growl.  How they came up with this, I'll never know - especially since I've never even been to Hawaii.  Just wait Mom and Dad.  One of these days I'll grow up and then - okay, I'll still be Foo-foo, but at least I'll be a man!  What?  Neutered means I'll never be a man?  You mean I'll always have this squeaky voice?  You say the Vienna Boys Choir is holding auditions?  Yip, yip!  Who knew life would be so hard for a little pup?

Hi everyone!  I'm Maxx, a Bichon Poo born on Christmas Day, 2008.  Coincidentally, my father's name was "Deablo," just like in Mark's novel, Diablo's Shadow.  I guess that makes me a half devil.  At least that's my excuse whenever I get into mischief.  Whoof!

Now, some may say that Maxx is a silly name for a tiny puppy like me, but I was named for Mark's newest protagonist, Detective Maxx Watts.  You'll be able to read about Maxx Watts whenever Writer's Block comes out.  Writer's Block is the first in this new detective series, which offers a humorous look at the world of crime.  I'll keep you posted.

Like Watts, I'm always sniffing around, seeing what's new.  Of course, to me, nearly everything is new, but I do love investigative work.  For example, I'm sure that others have been in my backyard, but I'm still kinda' figuring out what they are.  There's something with a long bushy tail climbing fences and trees, and I've seen things appear and then disappear as if they've just flown away!  Amazing stuff...  The best I can do is bounce like Tigger.  Oh, and this stuff that melts when I bite it?  I love it, so long as it's not yellow.

I'm growing very fast.  At 13 weeks, I'm already up to five pounds!  Don't laugh - I'll easily double that before I'm finished growing.  And don't call me a dust mop, either.  For that matter, no, I don't do windows and refuse to serve as your powder puff.  (Although that's what I look like.)  But what I will do is make occasional appearances to keep you updated on Mark's latest activities.  So stay tuned.  I'll be seeing you around.

MyShelf.com

2008 Top Ten Reads

Diablo's Shadow makes the list.  Check out the new review at the link below.

http://www.myshelf.com/mystery/09/diablosshadow.htm

Mysterious Review's Sweepstakes Has Closed. 

We have a winner!

This past year has been very exciting. Diablo's Shadow was released in September 2008.  It was represented by ForeWord magazine at the Frankfurt Book Fair, named one of MyShelf.com "2008 Top Ten Reads," and received critical acclaim from Mysterious Reviews.  Mysterious Reviews also sponsored a Diablo's Shadow Sweepstakes Contest, and the winner has just been named.  This lucky winner will receive an original acrylic painting depicting the opening scene, a hardback copy of Diablo's Shadow, and the mysterious, morphing mug.  Add hot water, and the shadow travels up the mug, revealing the book's cover.  But as exciting as all this is, my focus has been on seeking a publisher for my latest book, Writer's Block.  This tongue and cheek murder mystery is the first in the Maxx Watts detective series.  Set in Fort Worth, Texas, a publisher/author is found dead in his home office with pages of his latest manuscript shoved down his throat.  Intrigued?  I hope so.  Stay tuned.

I'm currently working on the second book in the Maxx Watts series tentatively titled Boxed In, and still writing articles for Flight Training magazine.  Much of my time is spent airborne as a pilot for FedEx, but I write when I can.  In fact, for the third story in this series, ideas are already being shoved around.

I invite you to check out the first chapter previews for all of my books, as well as some of my travel and  flying articles on this website.  If you have questions or comments, feel free to contact me through the link on this site.  Enjoy.